

Kyonko's New Life Ch 5 It's currently 6:00am and I'm walking through the park clad in a sky-blue sundress and straw sunhat. In my right hand is a suitcase packed with essentials I'll need for our "training mission" to Okinawa. The reason for this early departure is quite simple. Normally I'd hate the idea of even being awake this early on a day off from school, but I had some special motivation to make it to our usual meeting place first.Kyonko's New Life Ch 5 by ~BakaHoushi
"The person who arrives last will have to spend the entire day in a bikini!"
Haruki's voice rings through my head, sending a shiver up my spine. As decreed by the self-appointed supreme leader of the S.O.S. Brigade, the punishme


Kyonko's New Life Ch 4 I took a deep breath and put my hand on the doorknob to the clubroom, bracing myself for whatever it was I'd face on the other side. Haruki already said he'd be making an announcement today, and that was never a good thing. But Nagato said he trusted me, and even Koizumi said the same thing. I psyched myself up and turned the knob only to see...Kyonko's New Life Ch 4 by ~BakaHoushi
Nothing. An empty room. Well, okay, Nagato was still there, but when wasn't he there? Seriously, does he even go to class? Well, with his brain, I'm sure he could just show up for tests and--
"K-Kyon?"
A timid but somewhat familiar voice whimpered from inside the room. Wait, come to think of it, so


Kyonko's New Life Ch 3 I awoke with a strange feeling covering my face for the second time in a day, but this time it was a cold and wet feeling. I slowly sat up in my bed and allowed my vision to come into focus to find a familiar face before my own.Kyonko's New Life Ch 3 by ~BakaHoushi
"Ha... Haru-GEH." A surge of pain shot through the back of my skull, causing me to wince in pain. When it finally settled down, I got a good look at my caretaker. I was in the nurse's office, alone with Haruki who sat at my side with a wet washcloth in his hand. His face showed a strange mixture of relief and rage. Actually, it was mostly anger.
"Honestly, Kyonko, what is the matter with you? I greet you as a goof c


Kyonko's New Life Ch 2 After I regained my composure and prevented myself from throwing up all over the interior of what was obviously a costly new car, I decided it was time to ask the questions I knew I didn't want to hear the answers to. I wanted to wake up from this nightmare and go back to being a normal guy, but with Haruhi, it's never that easy.Kyonko's New Life Ch 2 by ~BakaHoushi
"So, it's not just me and my sister who ended up waking up with mix-matched genders this morning? Has the whole world been gender-flipped?"
"Oh, your sister was affected, too? That's interesting. Well, to begin with, no, you are obviously not alone in this, but it's by no means a global pandemic. At approximately m