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A Guide to Anime Love and Lust

Warning: Explicit sarcasm is followed up by ridiculously parodied sexual innuendo. Contains references to violent idiots. Parents: Use caution: If you're caught actually believing I'm condoning these acts, well... I got a nice bridge in New York City I'd like to sell you.   
Having seen so many anime shows, as well as encountering many a fangirl/fanboy, I've realized the concept of love and lust is very different in these fictional anime worlds than in this plane of reality. Thus, for some non-anime people to understand (who, ironically, probably won't read this), I have made this little list/explanation on how anyone can become or

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BakaGendo
in deviantID on 4/22/07
Azumanga Swapped: Part 5Chapter 5: A stroll in the park   
A few hours later, the excitement died down as the group tired out. The sleeping bags were laid out and dinner was eaten. Yomi rolled over in her sleeping bag, grunting noisily as her full stomach was pushed in. Tomo was beside her, sprawled out, both under and on top of her futon, snoring loudly with her tongue hanging from her lips. Had the other girls been conscious, they would have found this to be distinctly unlike Sakaki’s usual dignified nature.   
Osaka rubbed her left cheek against the surface of Chiyo’s Kotatsu table with a weak smile on her lips.  It was quite warm ou Azumanga Swapped: Part 5
in Fan-Fiction on 2/4/07
Azumanga: Swapped, chapter 4Chapter 4: Feline Revenge   
“DAMMIT, TOMO! STOP ALREADY!” Kagura screamed, charging down the street. She turned her head back briefly to see that Sakaki, Yomi, Chiyo, Osaka, and Kaorin had all lost their strength and fallen behind, so it was all up to her to catch the renegade Tomo. She turned her head back to her target and growled. “All right, it’s all up to you, then,” she said to psyche herself up.   
“YEAAAH! SEXY, SEXY, SEXY!” Tomo chanted as she sped on ahead. “I’m gonna give Sakaki-san’s body the makeover it’s always needed! You gotta live up to your potential!”   
“Hey, that’s not your body to be messin Azumanga: Swapped, chapter 4
in Fan-Fiction on 11/30/06
Azumanga: Swapped Chapter 3Chapter 3: Adjustments   
 
Sakaki, Yomi, Osaka, Kaorin, and Chiyo sat against a stonewall by the street, panting and gasping for air. Off on the horizon, Tomo was running at her fastest, with Kagura hot on her heels.   
“This… isn’t good…” gasped Yomi as she took off her glasses and wiped the sweat off them with her shirt. “She’s… got Sakaki-san’s speed and stamina… but none of the restraint…”     Osaka’s eyes scrunched up as she held her side and fell from the wall to the ground. “OWWW… my sides’re all crampin’ up…”   
Sakaki fell down shortly after Tomo. “I’m… not used… to this…”  &nbs Azumanga: Swapped Chapter 3
in Fan-Fiction on 10/13/06
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Journal Entry: Thu Jul 26, 2007, 3:06 PM
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  • Current Age: 20
  • Current Residence: New York
  • Interests: Anime, video games, anime related video games... >> Inuyasha! Card Captor Sakura! Ranma! FLCL!
  • Favourite movie: Princess Mononoke, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles, Bad Religion, Beethoven
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything but rap or country
  • Favourite artist: CLAMP, Rumiko Takahashi
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams, Mark Twain
  • Favourite style or digital art: Anime style or anything quirky
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: WinAMP
  • Shell of choice: Ninja Turtle shells
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anime stuff, usually
  • Skin of choice: Pale ( I don't go out in the sun much =3 )
  • Favourite game: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube or anything with a good game on it
  • Favourite cartoon character: Inuyasha cast, Fruits Basket cast
  • Personal Quote: You can't truly love someone until you want to beat them over the head.
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~XFallenxXxAngelX:iconXFallenxXxAngelX: Apr 23, 2008, 7:04:28 PM
Lol, you have some funny stuff there in your gallery!
xD
*xxOrihimexx:iconxxOrihimexx: Mar 20, 2008, 9:40:39 PM
Wow. I absolutley love your stuff! Your fan fics are amazing! Really detailed and very original. I enjoy reading your work.

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~Hayatso:iconHayatso: Mar 4, 2008, 3:59:51 PM Mood: Joy
are areee~ thank for the :+fav:

danjo dada do danjo!

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~Psychomoonlight:iconPsychomoonlight: Dec 26, 2007, 10:28:32 PM
Hurro, fellow goon.

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*funakounasoul:iconfunakounasoul: Dec 20, 2007, 1:26:37 PM Mood: Delighted
:thanks: for the :+fav: !

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Azumanga Daioh pairing fanatics unite! :w00t: ~Azumanga-Pairings & ~Azu-Kids-Club
~declasseRequiem:icondeclasseRequiem: Oct 9, 2007, 12:04:17 PM
Thank you for the favorite :]
~TrufflesforYou:iconTrufflesforYou: Sep 9, 2007, 12:36:14 PM
thank you for the fav ^_^
~Bluecorgi23:iconBluecorgi23: Jun 4, 2007, 8:58:27 PM
thankies so uber muchies for da watch! :glomp:

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~octoputato:iconoctoputato: May 21, 2007, 8:43:48 AM
Hi, I saw you on slashdot. ('OMG phone bills')
~evildux:iconevildux: Apr 23, 2007, 4:44:19 PM
you.. your a monster! -snipes-

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CAPS LOCK DOES NOT FULLY EXPRESS MY INNER FANGIRL. :typerhappy::sarcasticclap:
ZOMG! Zebra On My Garden! :boing: :bump:
My life's dream is to eat Bambi. And a cheese door. :fuzzydemon: :halfliquid:
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Peep. :chew:
~BakaHoushi:iconBakaHoushi: Apr 22, 2007, 7:55:37 PM
Nah. I'd never do that.

Oh, but Kagura DOES die, from an overdose of steroids. And Chiyo gets kidnapped and her real father isn't as bulletproof as he thought.

...Naaaaaah.
~evildux:iconevildux: Apr 22, 2007, 7:42:21 PM
OH GOD
you had me there for a sec!! geez! -clutches at heart- wheeze pant hyperventilate

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CAPS LOCK DOES NOT FULLY EXPRESS MY INNER FANGIRL. :typerhappy::sarcasticclap:
ZOMG! Zebra On My Garden! :boing: :bump:
My life's dream is to eat Bambi. And a cheese door. :fuzzydemon: :halfliquid:
R.I.P Steve Irwin 1962-2006
Peep. :chew:
~NarutoMind:iconNarutoMind: Apr 22, 2007, 4:08:37 PM
hi random deviant ^__^

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~BakaHoushi:iconBakaHoushi: Apr 20, 2007, 4:25:30 PM
*SPOILERS*
TOMO DIES.








...Nah, I'm just kidding.
~evildux:iconevildux: Apr 20, 2007, 4:20:12 PM
yeah, you did. heh. but thats fine. i cant wait to find out what happens next and tomo gets whats comin' to her.

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CAPS LOCK DOES NOT FULLY EXPRESS MY INNER FANGIRL. :typerhappy::sarcasticclap:
ZOMG! Zebra On My Garden! :boing: :bump:
My life's dream is to eat Bambi. And a cheese door. :fuzzydemon: :halfliquid:
R.I.P Steve Irwin 1962-2006
Peep. :chew:
~BakaHoushi:iconBakaHoushi: Apr 19, 2007, 6:40:32 PM Mood: Sadness
Gah. I'm really sorry. I've partially been busy, but mostly just lazy. But I'm-a working on it, and it's the last chapter (I think) so I want it to be done right.

...Did I mention I'm lazy?
~evildux:iconevildux: Apr 19, 2007, 6:05:57 PM
please, please finish your fanfic! youre killin' me here!

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CAPS LOCK DOES NOT FULLY EXPRESS MY INNER FANGIRL. :typerhappy::sarcasticclap:
ZOMG! Zebra On My Garden! :boing: :bump:
My life's dream is to eat Bambi. And a cheese door. :fuzzydemon: :halfliquid:
R.I.P Steve Irwin 1962-2006
Peep. :chew:
*Vampirella87:iconVampirella87: Mar 16, 2007, 8:46:38 AM
Hey there :wave:

How are you? :)
~guipit:iconguipit: Feb 28, 2007, 5:02:15 AM
I love your Azumanga Daioh fanfics

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~Falenas:iconFalenas: Feb 5, 2007, 11:12:35 PM
Oi! LOTTSA THANKEES FOR THE FAVEE -- squeee!! *v*


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~KriegsaffeNo9:iconKriegsaffeNo9: Jan 14, 2007, 9:24:02 AM
Gotta love that Greg Stolze. He's a cool dude.

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~BakaHoushi:iconBakaHoushi: Jan 13, 2007, 10:50:42 PM
Sup, /b/? ...Err... /azu/... Or DevArt. Whatever. Yeah. Not much of an arteest (I have the drawing skills of a blind, drunk monkey with Parkinson's disease. And a lot less awesome.) but I have a page here nonetheless. It helps me stay updated on some artists who DO have skills.

And may I say, your sig is about the best advice for web surfing ever. If only I could remember it when I'm on /.
~KriegsaffeNo9:iconKriegsaffeNo9: Jan 13, 2007, 2:39:15 PM
Yo, compatriot! Glad to sees you got a presence here.

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